Canada Taliban Goose Questioned Today in NYC by Investigators
Investigators have determined that the suspected terrorist Canada geese aka Taliban Geese that allegedly brought down US Air Flight 1549 likely crossed the border from Canada into Vermont back in late December, and that they did not land as required at Burlington, Vermont(BTV) in order to check in with US Customs & Immigration.
This goose pictured below, Mullah Mohammed Omar was questioned at length in NYC yesterday and was particularly incensed at the allegations. He was released on a $10 million bond, was required to wear an ankle bracelet and surrender his visa.
(photo by Robert Lawton)